Pickup Lines for Girls That Are Sure to Make Her Laugh

When it comes to pick-up lines, whether they’re flirty or corny, the goal is to break the ice. And possibly make the girl laugh as a bonus, if you’re lucky. But those who are in the dating game know how tough it is to woo the ladies, as ladies also know how tough it is to get the ‘right’ man.

Either way, if your goal is to rizz them up through pickup lines and break the perpetual ice, then you’re in the right place. Using corny lines might just. get you the girl of your dreams, or, at the very least, get a chuckle out of her.

So, if you’re down for learning some pickup lines then we’ve got just the thing for you, you smooth criminal. We’ve handpicked some of the best pickup lines you could ever find on the internet so you don’t have to keep googling for it!

Let’s jump right into it and get started on leveling up your rizz, shall we?

The Funny Ones

Pickup lines are essentially meant to be funny and also goofy. Girls love a man who can make them laugh, so incorporating jokes into your game can give you the boost you need. It doesn’t matter if you’re at a bar or at a party trying to woo the ladies, we guarantee you it’ll work.

This is all about how you deliver it, which means you must have the confidence to approach and also break the ice enough for her to consider you as a potential match!

Plus, this is a great time to showcase your humor and lighten up the mood. Everybody wins here, especially you.

• Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
• Wanna be Minecraft without the craft?

(We like this, very clever!)

• Are you lightning? Because you’re McQueen.

This is a great one if you’re into Cars, the movie.

• Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off? (Another classic that’s bound to get you some chuckles, at least.)
• Do you have a pet? Because seeing you has given me a whole new leash on life.
• I don’t normally chase people, but for you, I’d put my Crocs in sports mode.
• Are you a Mariah Carey song? Because All I Want for Christmas Is You.
• Aren’t you worried about global warming? Because you’re making it hot in here.
• Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

(We love it when the parents are also involved!)

• How can I plan our wedding without having your number?
• Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.
• You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

That concludes the funny pickup lines; now it’s time to get into the hot and steamy ones.

The Sexy Pick-Up Lines

While we agree that some pickup lines can come off as uncomfortable, even cringy, you should first read the room. Use your best judgment before you say what you’re going to say. Sometimes, it can seem inappropriate, or the person you’re saying it to is just not feeling it.

But that shouldn’t get your confidence down! No! In fact, if you use these steamy, dirty pick up lines, given the timing is right, we guarantee you’ll get the ladies swooning and also possibly giggling a little bit. Another win-win situation!

• You can delete the app now; I’m here. (This is a little basic, but it still works as an icebreaker.)
• Do you have a name? Or should I just call you mine?
• There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you. (We love this; it just oozes rizz!)
• My name is [your name], but you should hear my phone number.
• Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine? (A little saucy, but if you’re confident, go for it!)
• I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d love to give you my heart.
• If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.

(This, this is the one. we feel it!)

Being a Little Flirty Never Hurt Anybody

Standing out in the dating world is hard. Everybody is trying to be at their best, so you might think you have to go above and beyond. You might, but with these flirty and teasing pickup lines you might just get a lucky dm back instead of getting ghosted.

The latter still may happen, but don’t lose hope!

• I have a phone number. You have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
• I’ve got all these forks and knives, all I need is a little spoon.
• Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
• I always thought happiness started with an “H” but it looks like it starts with “U.”
• Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
• Did you just come out of an oven? Because you’re too hot to handle.
• I think we’ve met before. Actually, never mind—I think it was just in my dreams.
• I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?

(Rizz master, here we go! You’ll definitely get that number for sure.)

• Trust me, I’m not drunk—I’m just intoxicated in you.
• Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together. (So do we!)

The Clever and Smart Route

If the hot and steamy ones don’t get the job done, then you always fall back on belting out the clever ones. Now, you may or may not get some eye rolls or possibly get left on read, but if you say it with the right tone and confidence, you might just get through.

Remember, it’s all about confidence. None of this works if you’re not confident about the delivery and not worried about making a fool of yourself.

So the next time you’re on Tinder or Bumble, give these a go!

• The only number I don’t see here is yours.
• Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Are you an artist? You’re really good at drawing me in.
• Angels should be in heaven. How’d you escape? (This one just might work!)
• If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
• Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
• Your name must be Barbie because I pictured our Dreamhouse when I saw you.
• What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
• If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
• You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.

This last one might just do the trick if you two have been eyeing each other from across the room. Just remember to be confident.

For the Corny Dudes

We’ve added many different types of pickup lines, but the show won’t be truly complete without the corny ones.

Ladies love a man who can make them laugh. But sometimes, just being funny isn’t enough, and sometimes, being goofy and corny can come in handy, too.

Some ladies like that so why not play that to your advantage? Use some of these lines next time and see what happens!

• I hope someone knows how to do CPR because you just took my breath away.
• You’re looking a little sick; you must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
• Are you a WiFi router? Because I’m feeling a connection.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knees, falling for you.
• If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

That’s the best transformer you could be compared to, the only other exception is Megatron.

• Let’s play a game…not hide and seek though, people like you are hard to find.
• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
• I never believed in love at first sight, then I saw you.
• It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
• If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
• My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
• Did you go to school at Hogwarts? Because I’m feeling the magic.

(Don’t be afraid to use pop culture references in your rizz game. Some ladies are total nerds for it!)

• I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

(This last one should be in the adorable pickup lines section because it’s too cute!)

Final Thoughts

We’d like to say that there are lots of ways to win over a date other than using pickup lines, but it does break the ice sometimes, and that’s more than enough.

If you know you can pull it off, you should definitely consider using these the next time you’re out on the town, in a bar or a club, or maybe even on online dating apps.

Be prepared to not get the desired effect right away. After all, not all ladies will warm up to pickup lines. But if you do it right, you might just get lucky, and that’s all that matters in the end.